Comments on: Cheater Man

By: Matt McLaughlin

Matt McLaughlin — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 05:12:00 +0000

Air Jordan, has nothing to do becides come on foulline and talk about a team that hasnt been relivant since their fluke run to a w.s. in the subpar national league. We speak in full sentences and use our big boy words here. Intelligence is strongly suggested.

By: air jordans

air jordans — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 08:38:00 +0000

red sux GO GIANTS

By: Dave

Dave — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 19:54:00 +0000

Welcome back Maticus,
Who would have thought that Clemens right hand man would come clean like that. It’s hard for me to admit it, but Petitte is a pretty classy guy…for a cheating yankee.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 18:13:00 +0000

I believe he shot himself in the rear Maticus-

By: Matt McLaughlin

Matt McLaughlin — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 06:06:00 +0000

Pirates fans? Who are they? They have fans?

Yes yes it is the triumphant return of The Maticus. With finals and stuff, I went missing for a while. Now that all that unnessisary stuff is aside, its time for Baseball. The Mitchell Report at first I was skeptical. I figured it would turn into lawsuits and mumbo for the next 4 years. But something changed that today. And I am sad to say it was from Andy Pettitte, one of the I think it was 23 Yankees named, backing up and putting truth into the words of McNamee. Pettitte in clearing his conscience, may have condemed his long time friend Roger “The Rocket^* ” Clemens. The more guys that fess up the better the report looks. And for Pettitte to do so, was HUGE, he was one of the 4 top names in this thing. Clemens shot himself in the foot by jumping the gun and denying so quickly. Pettitte took down the Rocket* .

By: Dave

Dave — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 23:03:00 +0000

What I thought was most the most interesting stat was when Clemens was 6-6 on the season, started the juice and won the next 14 games he pitched. But I might be reading too much into it.
Also, I won’t be surprised to see the Pat’s score in triple digits tomorrow. Video tape that Mangini!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 22:56:00 +0000

No, the Flinstones diet and Jane Fonda is not all that goes into my softball diet, there is a very healthy dose grit and determination that goes into a beer league, local, middle aged softball league, and I’ll be damned if the good name of such a great and pure pastime will be tarnished……If anyone wants a good laugh, I have two suggestions for you, one, the jets and patriots game this sunday and two, look back at Rocket Roger’s stats during his last years with the Red Sox, and then look at the staggering numbers he puts up when he gets to the Yankees, obviously steriod use.

Dylan “For the first time in my life, I belief Jose Canseco” Hamilton

By: Dave

Dave — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 13:21:00 +0000

Pirate fan,
We have a super computer here at thefoulline.com that tracks all of the traffic to the site. Plus, you’ve commented on enough of my posts, that I have your writing style figured out. Though, the fact that you’re coming clean about being a Pirate’s fan, that’s a bit of a curveball. Thanks as always for commenting.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 04:20:00 +0000

Wow how did you know it was me with the anoymous label up? Also my heart truly burns for the Pirates not the Yanks.

By: Dave

Dave — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 00:18:00 +0000

I would like to reply to both of your comments. First of all, I was really surprised to see the Canadian Yankee fan taking a shot at his beloved Yankees. I was expecting you to come to their defense, hopefully you have come to your senses and realize that your team is a bunch of cheaters :). Secondly, Wista you will happy to know that at thefoulline.com we do extensive drug testing on all of our employees. Now, I don’t know for sure if Dylan has ever taken it in the butt, I can assure you that he gets his raw softball power from a steady diet of Flintstone vitamins and Jane Fonda workout tapes. I hope that this clears things up. Thanks as always for commenting.