Archive for February, 2011

Won’t Get Fooled Again

10 baseball players I will not draft ever again:

  1. Ian Kinsler
    The guy rakes, but he guarantees to get significantly injured every season.
  2. Daisuke Matsuzaka
    I don’t care that he won 18 games. I need to see that damn gyro ball before I draft him.
  3. A.J. Burnett
    Needs to change his first name to BJ, because he sucks!
  4. Mark Teixeira
    I can’t have a guy on my team that I want to punch in the face every time I see his stupid mug.
  5. Josh Hamilton
    See Kinsler, Ian
  6. Pablo Sandoval
    I would have been ecstatic if Kung Fu Panda hit his weight in batting average (.375). Unfortunately I don’t see him ever hitting over .230
  7. Chipper Jones
    Dude, grown men aren’t called Chipper. Your name is Larry.
  8. Nelson Cruz
    He once pulled 3 hamstrings in one game. Guaranteed to get hurt every year.
  9. James Shields
    Total doucher. Enough said.
  10. Albert Pujols
    Complete waste of talent. This guy will never amount to anything. I highly recommend that no one picks this guy.¬†You’ll be sorry if you do!

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