10 baseball players I will not draft ever again:
- Ian Kinsler
The guy rakes, but he guarantees to get significantly injured every season.
- Daisuke Matsuzaka
I don’t care that he won 18 games. I need to see that damn gyro ball before I draft him.
- A.J. Burnett
Needs to change his first name to BJ, because he sucks!
- Mark Teixeira
I can’t have a guy on my team that I want to punch in the face every time I see his stupid mug.
- Josh Hamilton
See Kinsler, Ian
- Pablo Sandoval
I would have been ecstatic if Kung Fu Panda hit his weight in batting average (.375). Unfortunately I don’t see him ever hitting over .230
- Chipper Jones
Dude, grown men aren’t called Chipper. Your name is Larry.
- Nelson Cruz
He once pulled 3 hamstrings in one game. Guaranteed to get hurt every year.
- James Shields
Total doucher. Enough said.
- Albert Pujols
Complete waste of talent. This guy will never amount to anything. I highly recommend that no one picks this guy. You’ll be sorry if you do!
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