Weapon of Choice

Democracy is a wonderful thing. This is pretty much the extent of what I learned in my 8th Grade social studies class. Being able to choose what we watch, music we listen to and what we decide to consume is one of our rights. Some of these choices are pretty easy. Coke is way better then Pepsi, McDonalds is superior to Burger King and of course the Yankees suck and the Red Sox rule. These decisions are pretty simple. What can be really difficult to decide on is what player you should draft in Fantasy baseball. There are so many players that are very similar, that have comparable Average Draft Positions, that choosing one from the other really comes down to personal preference. I came up with a group of players that may make you dwell a few extra seconds on draft day before making your choice.

Justin Verlander vs. Roy Halladay
Either one of these guys could be the first pitcher taken off the board on draft day. Both play on good teams, will give you 200 innings and 200 Strikeouts. And you count on a minimum 16 wins during the season. This is a tough decision, but I’m going for the younger arm and taking Verlander.

Jacoby Ellsbury vs. Curtis Granderson
Last year I reached a little and took Ellsbury in the fifth round. LBC’s waited and took an injured Granderson in the 9th. What are the chances of that happening again? Ellsbury broke out in 2011 becoming a legit speed and power threat. Everybody knew he was fast..no one saw the power potential! He finished second in the AL MVP Race. I do not see a repeat of last season, but I predict a .300/23 hr/38 SB in 2012. As for Granderson, it’s amazing what happens when he adjusted his swing and could start hitting left handed pitching. His batting average is a little shaky, but 41 dongers is no joke. He may be the nicest guy in baseball..but my choice is Ellsbury. Better average, more steals.

Evan Longoria vs. Jose Bautista
I need to disclose that I don’t like either one of these guys a whole lot. Joey Bats may have had back to back 40 homerun seasons, but for some reason I can’t completely trust this guy. Maybe it’s because he got hurt minutes after I traded for him last year? Who knows? I would not be surprised to see him regress to mere mortal numbers. I have no empirical proof for this, just my gut. As for Evan Longoria… there are a million reasons that I would like to punch him in the face, his homerun in Game 162 for starters. But I will try to stay impartial and evaluate him on purely Fantasy baseball standpoint. Longoria is the best third baseman in baseball! If he can stay healthy for a full season, he will put up crazy numbers. He missed 29 games in 2011 and still raked 31 bombs and 99 RBI’s. Impartiality over…he’s the Mark Texiera of third baseman, and a total douche. With that being said, he’s my choice on draft day. May God have mercy on my soul.

Joey Votto vs. Adrian Gonzalez
Remember that time that Joey Votto and Adrian Gonzalez got totally crazy after a game…and smiled? Yeah, me neither. These guys quietly go to work day in and day out. Put up great numbers. Play Gold Glove First base and you never hear a thing from them. Is that good? I don’t know. I prefer my All-star First baseman to have a pulse and a little personality. Both of these guys should go in the first 12 picks on draft day. I was going to make this one a tie, since its such a tough decision. But this is a manly site and I need to choose. I’m taking Votto..just to make sure the Love Boat Captains don’t get him again.

Dustin Pedroia vs. Robinson Cano
Everyone knows Pedroia is my favorite player in Baseball. Heck, he might be my favorite player in any sport on the entire planet. I have a Pedroia Bobblehead on my entertainment center right next to my TV. And I have been known to “bobble” his head for good luck when he’s up to bat. What’s not to like about him as a player? Gold glove defender, 20 hr/20 steal .300 average, heart and soul of the Sox! But I’m choosing players for a fantasy team, and the best second baseman in the world is Robinson Cano- even if he is a damn New York Yankee. Cano is good for 25 HR’s, .300 BA and 110+ RBI’s. He’s a fantasy monster worthy of a first round pick. This choice stung a little.

I really want to win the league this year. To do so, I need to pick players with my brain and not my heart. So give me the jerkiest guys in the league ( this means you Longoria) and we’ll see if there is a new champion in 2012.

You know what they say about “nice guys” and where they finish.

74 Responses to “Weapon of Choice”

  1. Dave Says:

    You just made my day Dan. Thanks!

  2. Dan The #1 Rays Fan Says:

    Here I am, going to bat for your favorite player. Staunchly defending him and all that good stuff, and you compare my favorite player to the most evil guys in baseball….

    That’s ice cold right there. I thought we had an understanding Dave. Tsk Tsk.

    On a lighter note, i’ve joined another get me over until thefoulline starts league, and i’ve recently found out that I scored the first pick in the draft.

    Im torn between a few guys!

  3. Dave Says:

    Obviously we are not on the same page Dan… And I’m perfectly ok with it!
    First pick ya say… If its me, I’m grabbing miggy cabrera.

  4. Dan The #1 Rays Fan Says:

    Im leaning that way as well. The only problem is im getting a strange feeling that Pujols may return to being Pujols this year….

  5. Dave Says:

    It’s win win… You can’t go wrong with either one. They are the only 2 sure things in fantasy baseball.

  6. Dan The #1 Rays Fan Says:

    Except for last season, the ONE year I actually get Pujols, is the ONE year where Pujols doesnt hit .300 or have 100 RBIs. That’s when I really started to think i was “cursed” in fantasy.

    That and Grady Sizemore of course.

  7. Dave Says:

    .299/37 hrs/ 99 rbis is pretty bad ass

  8. Dan The #1 Rays Fan Says:

    Yes it is. But when you draft Pujols, your expecting .320, 45 bombs and 120 RBIs.

  9. Dan The #1 Rays Fan Says:

    “I know Dan mulled over this decision for days. Should he take the greatest player on the planet, playing for a new contract, or should he grab one of the two elite shortstops? This was a no-brainer. Write him in for 40 home runs and 120 RBIs.”

    -Dave Ingalls

    March 30th 2011

  10. Dave Says:

    Once again Dan, I don’t know shit!

  11. Dan The #1 Rays Fan Says:

    Then how exactly do you plan on taking down the Love Boat Captains?? A fantasy baseball machine!

  12. allan Says:

    well dan I joined another league and had my draft today. I ended up with the #2 pick and took miggy

  13. Dan The #1 Rays Fan Says:

    Yea im gonna take Miggy first tomorrow. The 3rd base really helps alot

  14. Dan The #1 Rays Fan Says:

    Dave for a Rays/Red Sox game this season we NEED to have another thefoulline.com chat night like game 7 of the 2008 ALCS. That was alot of fun. That chat room button just sits there and never gets used.

  15. Dave Says:

    Definitely! I tried the chat button out today- it still works!

  16. Dan The #1 Rays Fan Says:

    That’s the high quality thefoulline.com provides day in and day out. One of the main headers on the site’s toolbar, and the guy who runs the site types “does this even still work” in the chatbox. Classic stuff.

    It would be alot of fun for sure. Looking forward to it.

  17. Dave Says:

    You may not have known this Dan, but I’m not only the Head Writer – I’m also the Quality Assurance Committee. Rest assured, thefoulline is a finely tuned machine!

  18. Dan The #1 Rays Fan Says:

    As your most loyal and avid reader, im glad to hear that such a prestigious and historic site in such good hands. Keep up the good work!

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