Raining Champion

Rain.

I feel like I could just use that as my intro to the recap, and just move onto some power rankings. It was an absolutely miserable week all across Major League Baseball, continuing a trend of a miserable season. We’ve had 26 rainouts up to this point, the most in baseball in a decade. Hitters all across the league are hitting .241 collectively, the lowest average on April 17th in 27 years. It’s been absolutely awful.

It’s time to get to some power rankings, before they’re rained out.

 

Week Three Power Rankings

1) Yankeehaters– 3-0, top scorer. You mix all that in a big bowl, and the recipe comes out first in the power rankings. Verlander has carried over his Astros brilliance from last year, and for some reason Gerrit Cole is the new Bob Gibson. You know Dave isn’t done making changes, and he’ll do some of his tweaking to bring in more superstars. Expect the Yankeehaters to hang around the top of the power rankings for most of the season.

2) Beni and the Betts– Winners of two straight, and has the only 300 point performance of the season! Dylan has put together a solid start to the year. Have you seen this teams outfield? When Tommy Pham is your third best OF, you’re in a really really good shape. Injuries have left this team’s infield in absolute tatters, and if he could get his players healthy, and find a first baseman and some pitching depth, this team could go places this year.

3) The October Boys– Dennis could’ve had a bigger point total than he had, but rainouts took a lot of his offense down and he only had 140 ABs on the week. Max Scherzer will haunt my dreams forever, putting up a 72 point smackdown that will go into thefoulline.com history books. If Yu Darvish could ever get it going, this could be a dangerous team.

4) Rays Those Cowbells– By far the most perplexing team I’ve ever had. I can’t decide if I love this roster, or wanna blow it to pieces. One day they look amazing and put up a ton of points, and the next my offense is in a coma and goes 2-27 on the day with 16 strikeouts. Still, I have a lot of good pitching to play with and in a season where it’s hard to come by, I shouldn’t have a problem finding the big bat I seek on the trade market.

5) RedRays– A solid team. Once Rizzo comes back healthy, this team will be even better. Stephen Strasburg is a great ace to have on your staff, until he gets injured. But that day isn’t here yet, and Strasburg is doing wonders and carrying this pitching staff. If Arenado could actually learn how to fight, this team could go even further.

6) sportsmanMike– This is a good team. An offense loaded with stars, and a solid good enough pitching staff. Once Corey Seager and Jose Ramirez come out of their offensive slumber, things will get ever better. And just FYI, don’t ask me how I know this, but Mike is looking to make a big splash on the trade market this week. Check your inboxes!

7) WillisBeTheYear– The bad news, he’s lost two straight and sits at 1-2. The good news, he’s facing Rays Those Cowbells! Team RTC is the personal punching bag of team Willis, having won 9 straight against them and 11-3 overall. Expect Willis to get back into the win column this week and move up in the rankings.

8) Love Boat Captains– Injuries are hitting team LBC hard, as the three time champion sits in last place in her division. Nobody on this planet deserves to have to roster Chris Archer. He’s absolutely awful, yet he’s too good to cut. Off the top of my head, he’s one of the most frustrating fantasy players to own I can remember in the last decade.

9) Believe The Hype– He doesn’t want too, but Allan really needs to make a deal for some pitching. I have plenty available and I’m looking for a big bat! We match up. Let’s deal Allan.

10) Stogies– Things aren’t as bad as they seem. He’s run into the top scorer of the week on two different occasions. Expect this team to find the win column shortly. Even as soon as this week.

 

Game of the Week

Beni and the Betts vs Yankeehaters

The top two teams meet yet again. Can Dylan make a big statement win?

 

Good luck to everyone in week four. And please, no more rain!

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