Ray of Nope

The Tampa Bay Rays are a full on disgrace.

Chances are, you already knew this.

I’ve been a Rays fan for a LONG time. Since the very beginning. I have seen almost everything. I watched the “hit show”. I watched Albie Lopez and Tanyon Sturtze start opening day and pretend to be aces. I watched Josh Hamilton, Bobby Abreu, Trea Turner, Jose Bautista, and countless others be given away by the team, and become superstars and World Series Champions elsewhere. I watched Quinton McCracken, Danny Clyburn, Mike Kelly, Kevin Stocker and Paul Sorrento masquerade as a real major league lineup. I’ve been to Tropicana Field for a noon game on a Monday against the Kansas City Royals, where the announced attendance was 9,687, and I can tell you that there was 200 people in the stands. I have seen absolutely everything that the glory days of the Devil Rays has had to offer.

I can tell you with 100% certainty that this is the worst team in franchise history, and I’m absolutely disgusted with them. They have three starting pitchers, the bullpen is awful, and the lineup can’t hit a lick. Did I leave anything out?

I mean just look at the lineup for gods sake. CJ Cron is hitting 3rd for this team. CJ Freaking Cron. Let’s just go ahead and take a look at the #3 hitters around the AL East.

Giancarlo Stanton

Andrew Benintendi

Adam Jones

Josh Donaldson

CJ Cron

See what I mean?

What exactly are people expecting? Everyday I look at the Rays social media websites, and people are outraged. They’re surprised, they’re upset. It’s astonishing to me that the reactions have come off this way, like they expected this team to make a run at a Wild Card spot. Although judging by the attendance at the Trop over the last 20 years, not a lot of them really care anyway.

The worst part about this team, the fact that separates them from the old Devil Rays teams, is those teams had a future. Those teams had stars. They would lose 100 games, but you could tune in and watch Carl Crawford. You could watch Rocco Baldelli, Scott Kazmir, James Shields, Delmon Young, and other exciting players that you felt really good about. You could watch them lose a game, but know that better days were ahead. The core was in place.

Is there anyone you want to watch on the 2018 Rays? Do you wanna buy anyone’s jersey? Is there ANY player on this roster, that you look at and say to yourself “this kid is gonna be a really good player someday”. I can’t think of a single player I care about on this team.

They don’t call me “The #1 Rays Fan” for no reason. I love this team and have spent countless childhood nights sitting in front of the TV, watching good baseball and bad baseball alike. The Rays are ALWAYS going to be a huge part of my life.

But I can’t honestly tell you the next time I’m going to tune in for a game. I just don’t wanna watch this team. My time is too valuable to spend it watching CJ Cron be the best hitter on the team.

I’ve completely given up on this team. I’ve lost all faith, and it makes me really sad. I still love them, but right now, I just don’t want any part of them.

 

Dan’s Fantasy Quick Hits

-My team has had 368 ABs this season, and my players have 66 hits. That’s a .218 batting average, for anyone keeping track at home.

-Mike Trout is hitting .212. Francisco Lindor is hitting .143.

-My team is 2-0.

-Mike is the fourth highest scoring team in the league.

-His team is 0-2.

-Dave talked about how much he loved Masahiro Tanaka in the preseason.

-Tanaka has started one game for team Yankeehaters.

-Corey Kluber has claimed the title of best pitcher in baseball. Try to find a reason I’m wrong.

-Did Ginger set a lineup this week?

-The state of starting pitching is BAD. If you’ve got good pitching, hang onto it!

-Allan has easily the best OF in the league.

-Yes, I know Willis has Stanton and JD Martinez. I stand by what I said. Hoskins and Ozuna are absolutely mashing, and there’s all kinds of good vibes around the Mets right now. You just get the feeling Cespedes is going to stay healthy.

-The full on fantasy review returns next week.

-Rays Those Cowbells is going to drop some spots in the power rankings with this awful performance.

-How long before Dave trades Manny Machado?

 

Good luck to everyone the rest of the week!

 

 

 

One Response to “Ray of Nope”

  1. Ginger Says:

    “-Did Ginger set a lineup this week?

    -The state of starting pitching is BAD. If you’ve got good pitching, hang onto it!”

    I did A but it doesn’t look like it because B! Dave told me if I dropped a pitcher to fill in for Yelich I would not get him back. They were pitching well, and I had several more starts than Mike, so I decided to take (maybe) one day of play from Yelich to keep all my pitchers. Then two-start Johnny Cueto went on the DL for an injury that happened well before lineups locked, Cain got hurt, and most of my pitchers forgot how to pitch. The fantasy gods are cruel.

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