Jonathan Papelbon Gets Paid

With the bottom of the barrel salary, he has to make some money elsewhere.

9 Responses to “Jonathan Papelbon Gets Paid”

  1. the foul line » Blog Archive » Closing Time Says:

    [...] and during his short career he has quickly turned into the game’s elite closer, all for the bargain basement price of $425,500 a year. Major League Baseball has a weird salary structure that bases salaries on a [...]

  2. Dave Says:

    With the 5th lowest salary on the team, Papelbon can’t af-Ford not to do these stupid commercials. He is the Marlon Brando of our generation.

  3. EIC Says:

    $425,000 a year does make for a really sad Saab story.

  4. Dave Says:

    If he’s going to making a bunch of commercials, he Audi go out and get some acting lessons.

  5. Anonymous Says:

    I guess we couldn’t DODGE the puns on this one

    Dylan”honey pun” hamiltonl

  6. Anonymous Says:

    spring training is hot this year, I can see the MERCURY rising……

    Dylan” I need to FOCUS more on the boot drive” Hamilton

  7. Anonymous Says:

    In the Bull-Pen the guys like to play with star wars guys. Papelbon likes to use his Toy-Yoda (toyota)

    Dylan ” that one was horrible” Hamilton

  8. Dave Says:

    All of these puns are a pain in the Ash-ton Martin. That last pun you did Mali-Blu.

  9. SPANKY THE YANKEE Says:

    I BETTHE GETS TO SLEEP WITH ALOT OF UGLY BOSTON GIRLS…. WAIT TILL HE IS IN N.Y. THEN MONEY AND ALL THE SWEET N.Y.LADIES .. HE WILL BE A YANKEE! WE PAY.. OUR PLAYERS..SPANKY THE YANKEE

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