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Defend The Title, Week Three

We’re going to have a quick post this week, as the evening baseball games are nearly starting and I have to hurry and watch Yu Darvish get blasted. I can’t wait, I’m so excited!

Week Three Power Rankings

1)Yankeehaters– Being the only undefeated team left standing, and an offense tearing the cover off the ball, the Yankeehaters are certainly deserving of the #1 spot. But I still feel like he’s gonna need better pitching down the road when the competition he faces stiffens up a bit.

2) Love Boat Captains– Took a horrific loss on Sunday Night Baseball and is no longer undefeated, but this team is very very dangerous. Jose Altuve is all the way back, Luis Castillo looks like he’s breaking out, and German Marquez is a sneaky CY Young contender. My only concern with this team is there’s no way Cody Bellinger is this good, right? He can magically crush lefties now?

3) Rays Those Cowbells– This team is still finding itself. Max Scherzer, Chris Sale and Trevor Bauer just aren’t clicking together right now, but I still believe they’ll give me the best pitching staff in the league. I need Joey Votto to step up, and Justin Turner starting to hit will begin to bring this offense together. There’s a much higher ceiling than this team has shown.

4) sportsmanMike– Fun fact, Jose Ramirez has been boarderline the worst hitter in baseball through two weeks. There’s no way that will continue, and when he gets going he’ll make for a nice superstar to mesh with his elite DeGrom/Snell tandem.

5) Stogies– This team could be pretty good. Clayton Kershaw returns tonight, and Vlad Jr won’t be far behind him. Add in Giancarlo Stanton and Francisco Lindor returning from the DL in the near future, and you’ve got serious reinforcements coming. I still think he needs one more good pitcher to be a real contender.

6) RedRays– This offense is good. Like, beer league softball good. But looking at this pitching staff would make me sad if I ran this team. If this squad can put together a trade for a good pitcher, there could really be something here.

7) Believe The Hype– Allan got a HUGE win to avoid falling into the dreaded 0-3 hole and looked damn good doing it. Could this be the start of some positive momentum? He still needs to find a first baseman.

8) The October Boys– At what point do we start to just accept a sad reality that maybe Kris Bryant just isn’t that good? We keep waiting, and he just will not return to that elite level. Dennis could sure use his production to make some waves this year, as h es by far the lowest scoring team through three weeks.

9) WillisBeTheYear– Just had an absolutely horrific week pitching wise. It was REALLY bad. Losing Severino for a lengthy period is gonna hurt, he was counting on him to be the ace this team needed. But you know Willis will figure something out, he always does.

10) Lou Brown– Not as bad as the record. There’s talent here, and he’s had the misfortune of having the most points against so far. I wouldn’t be surprised if this team enters the win column this week.

Game of the Week

Love Boat Captains vs Yankeehaters

Battle of the spouses and division leaders. Fun prediction, the last undefeated team falls this week.

Good luck to everyone in Week Three!

Defend The Title, Week One

I had it all figured out.

As I said in my last post, I was hell bent on building dominating pitching this year. I was going to draft ace after ace, and watch them strike hitters out and pile up the wins. Every owner in the league was going to count down my PSR’s like every single one of them was a nuclear bomb waiting to go off and drop 30+ points of mayhem and carnage. It was the perfect plan.

Until it wasn’t.

Let’s go ahead and get to some rankings before another Rays Those Cowbells pitcher walks in a run shall we?

Week One Power Rankings

1) WillisBeTheYear– The big bats carried the load for our highest scoring team of week one, as Paul Goldschmidt, Javy Baez and JD Martinez combined for 80 points and mashed 8 HRs between them. That kind of production will be par the course for this elite trio, but it was the surprise elite pitching of guys like Kyle Freeland and Brad Keller that really brought this performance all together. If one these mid-rotation guys can develop into a legit ace, this might be the team to beat.

2) RedRays– Just an absolutely BRUTAL loss. Anytime you score the second most points in a week and lose, it’s a devastating blow that can leave you reeling for a few weeks. He shouldn’t feel too badly though, Christian Yelich at #8 might end up being the steal of the draft, and his OF is easily the deepest and best in the entire league. It’ll carry him to quite a few victories this year.

3) sportsmanMike– A really impressive showing for the CBS draft recaps pick to win the championship, as he put up 200 points and dominated in a game where Andrew Bennintendi, Jose Ramirez and Blake Snell combined for like 9 points. You know those guys are going to be MUCH better going forward. But Mike, I love you, but for gods sake you gotta address your first base position. Sooner than later.

4) Love Boat Captains– A typical LBC performance, led by elite hitting. Cody Bellinger was the player of the week and if he gets back to rookie form, getting him in round 6 is going to be grand larceny. Speaking of draft steals, how did we all let Trea Turner fall to 30th overall? He’s going to have a prime Carl Crawford type season. I fully expect Ginger to rise up the rankings in the coming weeks, this is a really good team.

5) Yankeehaters– I’m not going to spend a whole lot of time on Dave’s week one. His team didn’t play well and is much better than it showed and will obviously improve going forward, but the bottom line is, if his opponent set his lineup, he probably would’ve lost.

6) The October Boys– Got a solid start from Jake Arrieta and snuck by Allan at the last possible breath of Sunday Night Baseball. A one-two punch of Corey Kluber and Noah Syndergaard could be quite dangerous, and Aaron Judge will mash with the best of them. But per usual, this team still has too many Yankees on it.

7) Lou Brown– I like this team. Any lineup with Rizzo, Merrifield, Mookie and Tommy Pham is going to put up points, and Gerrit Cole is as good as anybody. Add in the best team name in our league, and you have a solid recipe for a good season.

8) Believe The Hype– The bats were BAD for Allan in week one, as this was the only team that didn’t hit a single home run. Things can’t be this bad going forward, but first base could become an issue as Miguel Cabrera looks like he’s 50 years old and is surrounded by an absolutely horrific Tigers lineup.

9) Rays Those Cowbells– Simply put, this was bad. Some hitters I was really banking on for great seasons did nothing, and most of the elite pitching I drafted got utterly pounded. Still, I’d hate to overreact. There’s simply no way that Chris Sale and Yu Darvish can be that bad going forward, right?

10) Stogies– I was going to put myself last in the power rankings, I deserve it. But when you lose by 15 points and start players on the DL and pitchers who didn’t have a start scheduled, you deserve the 10th spot just on principle. Gotta do better going forward.

Game of the Week

Love Boat Captains vs RedRays

The RedRays are off to a solid start tonight in trying to bounce back from a tough loss.

Thanks for reading, good luck in Week two!

Ace In The Hole

Playing in fantasy baseball league for as long as I have, I’ve obviously been able to pick up on some owner trends over the years and how they approach their draft.

Ginger will load up on elite bats in the early rounds and hope to grab a few diamond in the rough pitchers later. Dave will mostly emulate the same plan, Allan will use the exact opposite of whatever strategy he used the year prior, and Dennis will load up on every single Yankees player he can get his hands on. Everyone has their tendencies and most tend to stick to them.

You might have to ask Dave or Allan what the book is on me, but I definitely had a plan heading into this season. It took me 25 minutes or so to formulate my entire draft strategy for the 2019 season. I was getting elite pitching, and then I was going to draft more elite pitching. Then when that was done, I might take an elite pitcher or two.

In my opinion, the opener is going to take over Major League Baseball, and the days of the 200 inning workhorse are numbered. The truly elite aces are going to separate themselves from the rest of the pack, and having those dominate pitchers are going to be the difference between winning and losing. I was locked and loaded on my plan, and wasn’t going to deviate from it no matter what.

So naturally, I drafted Max Scherzer and Chris Sale in the first two rounds, and both of them lost on Opening Day. So much for the best laid plans right?

Opening Day quick hits:

-This was the best draft we ever had. Everyone had a plan and seemed to be happy with their picks, and unlike previous years, it didn’t seem to just drag on for all eternity.

-I was stunned that I seemed to be the only person prioritizing pitching, as only two pitchers went in the first 15 picks. I thought as many as 10 pitchers could’ve gone in the first two rounds.

-My desire for Max Scherzer was the worst kept secret of the draft, and Dylan changing his team name to “Max Headroom” before the draft only to take Mookie Betts was a master class in trolling.

-I hate to say it, but I’m starting to get this nagging feeling that Francisco Lindor might end up being the bust of the year.

-The RedRays have EASILY the best OF in the league. Yelich, Springer and Acuna? Yeesh.

-I absolutely LOVED the Yankeehaters first four picks.

-I said Javier Baez would be the bust of the year. He proceeded to mash two dongs today.

-Mike is starting Jurickson Profar at first base. That makes me sad.

-Jameson Taillon in round 11 by team Stogies might’ve been the steal of the draft.

-Or was it Corey Seager by Rays Those Cowbells in the same round?

-Maybe I’m crazy, but is first base the weakest position in fantasy this year? Try to convince me otherwise.

-The Chris Archer trade is the gift that keeps on giving.

-Apparently Dave was mildly upset that I picked Zack Wheeler in round six. I was really sorry to hear that.

-Allan needs an intervention for his Carlos Correa love. And it’s not really doing you any good.

-I heard a rumor that Ginger was absolutely sick about selecting Stephen Strasburg and regretted it almost immediately. My respect for her grows even more.

-Dylan drafted Tommy Pham. If he had followed through on taking Max Scherzer, he might’ve been my mortal enemy this year.

-Speaking of Dylan, I absolutely LOVE the name “Lou Brown”. Simple, yet outstanding. In a league where nobody else changes their team name, Dylan keeps it fresh year after year and I can respect that.

-Andrew McCutchen was one of my favorite players to draft this year. He’ll score 130 runs atop that Phillies juggernaut.

-Dennis taking Kris Bryant in round five is going to end up being a sensational pick.

-I took him about 50 picks before his ADP, but I absolutely had to have Yu Darvish this year. He’s throwing 97 MPH in spring training and plays for an elite team.

-How did Willis get JD Martinez with the ninth overall pick?

-This may be hyperbole a bit….. but I think Luke Voit could hit 40 home runs.

-I think I had the best draft I’ve ever had…. by far.

-And looking at the matchups…. I think I may start 0-2.

So who wants to make a trade?

Thanks for reading, and good luck in Week one!

The Champion of Ignorance

Hey gang, happy Spring Training!

If you hadn’t heard, and I seriously doubt it if you know me at all, I won my second fantasy baseball championship last season over a determined sportsmanMike squad. It was a wonderful season that ended in a wonderful result for me personally.

Unfortunately, that was about the only thing I got right in 2018. I made bad trade after trade, I played terribly, I made stupid drops, and it was only through pure luck that I manged to blindly flail my way into a title. But I know nobody wants to hear about the “poor little champion who thinks last year wasn’t up to his standards”. That’s arrogant, obnoxious and downright douchey. The real reason I’m writing this post is the biggest regret I have of last season, my horrible treatment of my beloved Tampa Bay Rays.

Last April, after a terrible start to the season, I wrote a downright scathing article on the Rays titled “Ray of Nope”. In said article, I destroyed my team, calling them a “disgrace” and “unwatchable”. I tried to tell you they had no young stars, no good players,and nobody had a jersey worth buying. I said they had no direction for the future, and specifically, I targeted CJ Cron, for some reason choosing to unleash my wrath on him in particular.

Well to recap:

-Blake Snell won the CY Young award and had the lowest AL ERA in nearly 20 years. I went out and purchased his jersey. “No young stars, no jerseys worth buying”

-The Rays traded for Tommy Pham and signed Charlie Morton for $30 plus million dollars. “No commitment to short term winning”

-The Rays dumped sorry Chris Archer on the Pirates for three elite young players, and now have a consensus top three farm system in the game. “No direction for the future”

-The “disgraceful and unwatchable” Rays went on to win 90 games in a division with two 100 plus win juggernauts, and have developed into one of the most interesting MLB teams to watch heading into 2019.

-And just for fun, CJ Cron hit 30+ home runs and became our most consistent hitter.

I’m not proud of the things I wrote, and it just piled onto a horrific 2018 where I threw out bad take after bad take. For somebody who loves and cherishes baseball, and takes great pride in his knowledge of the game, it was a very humbling experience.

This is “Dan The #1 Rays Fan’s” public apology letter to the Tampa Bay Rays. I promise to be more patient in the future. I’ll love you always and forever.

Dan’s Spring Quick Hits

-Year after year the pre-draft rumblings are the person with the #1 overall pick is leaning toward not taking Mike Trout.

-Year after year it continues to baffle me.

-I had a blast at a spring training game yesterday with most of crew, and it was nice to finally meet Dylan and Trent after all these years. Everyone has crazy baseball knowledge, and getting together and talking about the game in the sunshine is rapidly becoming one of my favorite activities.

-I badly badly badly want Max Scherzer with the #4 overall pick.

-I don’t think Willis fully grasps how badly he’s owned me over the last few years. Nine straight wins at one point! Maybe he’s just too humble to rub it in. He’s a great dude and an even better fantasy baseball player.

-Dylan made a point of letting me know some of my trade offers are “bogus” and was quickly backed up by other league members. One of my biggest goals in 2019 is to change my apparent reputation around the league.

-Every single player in the league seems to have a different take on the state of certain positions, what’s deep and what’s not. This year is going to be fascinating.

-Charlotte Sports Park has the second best cheesesteak I’ve ever eaten.

-After getting nine beers handed to him from Dave, we had to pull over on the side of the highway so Allan could go to the bathroom on the way home.

-I totally support the “Lugo” and the “Drew” division this season. Two legends of who will live forever.

-Draft day is my favorite day of the year, always. I can’t wait for Sunday.

The Days Of Summer, Week Eight

In the few weeks since the last fantasy baseball review, quite a bit has happened. The Yankeehaters finally lost, the bottom has completely fallen out on team Believe The Hype, and a three team race for the Fried Chicken Division is officially underway.

One thing I’ve noticed is the inconsistency the 2018 season seems to bring. One week, every hitter in the league is on fire and multiple teams crack 300 points. The next week, nobody can buy a hit and teams struggle to score all week long. It’s making team evaluations and trades impossible, as week to week you don’t know what you have and you never know if your team is going to show up.

Even though I’m sure things will be flipped upside down next week, let’s get to some power rankings!


Week Eight Power Rankings

1) Yankeehaters– A 7-0 record is over, but it was still the most impressive start in the history of our league. Dave’s elite players have carried this team, as Manny Machado, Bryce Harper, Gerrit Cole and Justin Verlander have been among the absolute best at their positions. Any day now you have to wait for the famous “Dave trade” where he flips Jose Quintana and Nomar Mazara for one of the best players in fantasy baseball and further locks up his position on the #1 spot in the power rankings.

2) The October Boys– It’s been a strange season for Dennis, who finds himself at 6-2 and in first place despite being one of the lowest scoring teams in the league. Per usual, he’s got a whole lot of Yankees on his team, but this season, the Yankees are among the best teams in baseball, so by extension, so is team October Boys. As long as the Yankees continue to play well, you have to assume that this team will be near the top of the power rankings all season long.

3) Rays Those Cowbells– It’s fairly annoying that I’ve been playing fantasy baseball for a decade now, and I still make the same stupid, idiotic lineup decisions that I was making as a rookie. But I have finally learned my lesson. Mark down this date, for I have learned! Never again will I start mediocre bum pitchers purely for the sake of having enough “PSRs”. Always start your best team. Period. No excuses. It directly cost me a win this week. It will never happen again.

4) Beni and the Betts– I’ll probably end up saying this all year long, but how on gods green earth did Mookie Betts last until the 14th overall pick? I just want it on record that I was saying the entire time that Mookie was falling too far in the draft, and I begged Dave to take him at 1oth overall instead of Bryce Harper. He didn’t listen, and the rest of the leagues loss is Dylan’s gain. Good for him! Dylan is going to contend all year, and Mookie Betts is going to be a big reason why. One of the biggest second round steals in the history of our league.

5) Love Boat Captains– A four game winning streak follows up a 1-3 start, and Ginger has jumped back into contention. Better things may still be on the way, as returns of Robbie Ray and Johnny Cueto would do this team good and give it the pitching boost it needs to secure it’s status as a playoff contender.  Whit Merrifield is one of my favorite players in the league.

6) sportsmanMike– Write this down, this team is going to be a contender. One of the higher scorers in the league, Mike has taken some really tough luck losses this season. If deGrom can stay healthy, and when Paul Goldschmidt gets going, this team is going to be a force that nobody in the league will want to play.

7) WillisBeTheYear– This team has a roster that isn’t playing up to it’s talent level, and it’s hard to figure out why. He’s got a good, balanced lineup, and a solid pitching staff led by some really good veterans. I still think this team is going to get it going at some point.

8) RedRays– Lost in a game where his opponent put up 220 points, ouch. Having Clayton Kershaw on the DL certainly doesn’t help, but this just doesn’t look like a very good roster this year.

9) Stogies– Had a great week and blasted his opponent. This roster is underrated, he has some really good under the radar elite hitters like Michael Brantley and Odubel Herrera. And pitching staff with Corey Kluber and Noah Syndergaard on it is going to be a threat to win every week. I like this team to improve and win more games going forward.

10) Believe The Hype– Allan’s steadfast refusal to trade for any good pitching has led to his downfall. This could’ve been avoided.


Game of the Week

Rays Those Cowbells vs The October Boys

First place in the Fried Chicken division is on the line.


Good luck to everyone in Week Nine!


The Days Of Summer, Week Four

Now that’s more like it.

After weeks of low scoring, boring games, week four saw an uptick in the action. Six of the ten teams topped 275 points, and two teams cracked the 385 points barrier. It wasn’t just the scoring that picked up either, as the RedRays and WillisBeTheYear engaged in a roster shattering, six player blockbuster trade involving five players picked in the first three rounds.

Elsewhere around the league, Allan and Ginger both took heartbreaking losses, Dave reached the 4-0 mark, and Dan and Mike had an all out war for the top scorer of the week award. Hitting is slowly starting to pick up around the league, but still, 14 of the 30 MLB teams are still hitting below the .240 mark. Maybe this is the new norm in baseball now and in the future?

Let’s get to some power rankings.


Week Four Power Rankings

1) Yankeehaters– I was skeptical at first, but Gerrit Cole certainly seems to be for real. He forms a dynamic duo with Justin Verlander at the top of his rotation, and Harper and Machado have been the best at their positions so far in 2018. Do I believe Dave has the best team? I do not, but regardless, 4-0 is 4-0 and he deserves to be at the top of the power rankings for now. I don’t have the heart to tell Dave that he hasn’t reached the 300 point barrier yet, and he has the lowest point total against him so far this season.

2) Rays Those Cowbells– Still not good enough. Even putting up the season’s highest point total at 386 points still isn’t enough for me, because it was carried by my elite pitching staff, and I still feel like this team hasn’t put together a complete performance. Willson Contreras and Miguel Cabrera can’t find their power stroke, and Francisco Lindor, Matt Carpenter and Michael Conforto can’t hit their way out of a paper bag right now. I’m still interested in making a deal to improve my offense, but everyone seems to be content to hold tight for now. Still, I like where things are at right now. My plan to build around elite pitching is working.

3) The October Boys– A strong start to the season continues for team Dennis. Aaron Judge is proving last year was no fluke, decreasing his strikeouts, increasing his walks, and becoming a better overall hitter in the process. Max Scherzer is fighting for the crown of best pitcher in baseball, and the Blake Snell breakout train seems to be full systems go. After a few disappointing seasons, Dennis is on the attack in 2018.

4) sportsmanMike– Put up 385 points, leads the league in scoring, and just made a great trade picking up Rays Those Cowbells favorite Ozzie Albies to fill a big hole in his infield. Patrick Corbin is the new Clayton Kershaw, and Jose Ramirez has fourteen walks and only five strikeouts all year long. Has anyone realized that Mike has the entire Arizona Diamondbacks team? Paul Goldschmidt, AJ Pollock, Zack Greinke and Patrick Corbin. Good thing for Mike that Arizona is having a good season huh? This is easily a contender for best roster in the league. Mike is dangerous once again this year.

5) Beni and the Betts– Mookie Betts is absolutely amazing. The fact that we can even start comparing him to Mike Trout speaks to how far he’s come. He’s easily a top three outfielder in fanasy baseball. It was a tough week for Dylan, who fell short in his showdown with Dave. But help is on the way. Josh Donaldson and Xander Bogaerts should be returning in short order. Sean Manaea certainly seems to be for real, and should help this pitching staff going forward.

6) RedRays– I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a more jarring shift of mentality in a season before. Decided his roster wasn’t good enough, and blew the entire thing to pieces in one trade. It takes guts, and I applaud him for that. Clayton Kershaw and Carlos Carrasco are two of the best, and will massively improve his pitching staff. But with Arenado and Rizzo gone, does he have enough offense now?

7) WillisBeTheYear– Probably shouldn’t have lost this week, put up 320 points and still got crushed by Rays Those Cowbells. Have you seen his offense? Rizzo, Arenado, Stanton and Martinez, and Daniel Murphy coming back soon. If his pitching staff is filled with a lot of veterans, but if it can hold up and give him quality innings, we might have a league winner here.

8) Stogies– Dug deep down and got a much deserved first victory. May have a 1-3 record, but his point total isn’t too far off the league leaders and this has been of of the more unlucky teams in the league so far in 2018. When is Noah Sydergaard going to make the leap? I keep waiting. He’s good, but he should be setting records. He should be the best pitcher in the league easily. His stuff is the BEST I’ve ever seen in all my years of watching baseball.

9) Love Boat Captains– Game with Dennis could’ve gone either way. Joey Votto is going to breakout offensively soon. He’s WAY too good to be down for long, and when he does it’s going to completely transform this offense. The problem with this team is I’m just not sure the pitching staff is going to be good enough to compete.

10) Believe The Hype– Allan is committed to staying the course. He’s going to keep his elite offense, and try to find pitchers that are good enough. So far, it’s not working. But he thinks I will, and I respect his willingness to stick to his plan. We’ll see how things go over the next few weeks.


Game of the Week

Believe The Hype vs WillisBeTheYear

A rematch of last years final, and two desperate 1-3 teams. The loser could be in trouble.

Raining Champion


I feel like I could just use that as my intro to the recap, and just move onto some power rankings. It was an absolutely miserable week all across Major League Baseball, continuing a trend of a miserable season. We’ve had 26 rainouts up to this point, the most in baseball in a decade. Hitters all across the league are hitting .241 collectively, the lowest average on April 17th in 27 years. It’s been absolutely awful.

It’s time to get to some power rankings, before they’re rained out.


Week Three Power Rankings

1) Yankeehaters– 3-0, top scorer. You mix all that in a big bowl, and the recipe comes out first in the power rankings. Verlander has carried over his Astros brilliance from last year, and for some reason Gerrit Cole is the new Bob Gibson. You know Dave isn’t done making changes, and he’ll do some of his tweaking to bring in more superstars. Expect the Yankeehaters to hang around the top of the power rankings for most of the season.

2) Beni and the Betts– Winners of two straight, and has the only 300 point performance of the season! Dylan has put together a solid start to the year. Have you seen this teams outfield? When Tommy Pham is your third best OF, you’re in a really really good shape. Injuries have left this team’s infield in absolute tatters, and if he could get his players healthy, and find a first baseman and some pitching depth, this team could go places this year.

3) The October Boys– Dennis could’ve had a bigger point total than he had, but rainouts took a lot of his offense down and he only had 140 ABs on the week. Max Scherzer will haunt my dreams forever, putting up a 72 point smackdown that will go into history books. If Yu Darvish could ever get it going, this could be a dangerous team.

4) Rays Those Cowbells– By far the most perplexing team I’ve ever had. I can’t decide if I love this roster, or wanna blow it to pieces. One day they look amazing and put up a ton of points, and the next my offense is in a coma and goes 2-27 on the day with 16 strikeouts. Still, I have a lot of good pitching to play with and in a season where it’s hard to come by, I shouldn’t have a problem finding the big bat I seek on the trade market.

5) RedRays– A solid team. Once Rizzo comes back healthy, this team will be even better. Stephen Strasburg is a great ace to have on your staff, until he gets injured. But that day isn’t here yet, and Strasburg is doing wonders and carrying this pitching staff. If Arenado could actually learn how to fight, this team could go even further.

6) sportsmanMike– This is a good team. An offense loaded with stars, and a solid good enough pitching staff. Once Corey Seager and Jose Ramirez come out of their offensive slumber, things will get ever better. And just FYI, don’t ask me how I know this, but Mike is looking to make a big splash on the trade market this week. Check your inboxes!

7) WillisBeTheYear– The bad news, he’s lost two straight and sits at 1-2. The good news, he’s facing Rays Those Cowbells! Team RTC is the personal punching bag of team Willis, having won 9 straight against them and 11-3 overall. Expect Willis to get back into the win column this week and move up in the rankings.

8) Love Boat Captains– Injuries are hitting team LBC hard, as the three time champion sits in last place in her division. Nobody on this planet deserves to have to roster Chris Archer. He’s absolutely awful, yet he’s too good to cut. Off the top of my head, he’s one of the most frustrating fantasy players to own I can remember in the last decade.

9) Believe The Hype– He doesn’t want too, but Allan really needs to make a deal for some pitching. I have plenty available and I’m looking for a big bat! We match up. Let’s deal Allan.

10) Stogies– Things aren’t as bad as they seem. He’s run into the top scorer of the week on two different occasions. Expect this team to find the win column shortly. Even as soon as this week.


Game of the Week

Beni and the Betts vs Yankeehaters

The top two teams meet yet again. Can Dylan make a big statement win?


Good luck to everyone in week four. And please, no more rain!

Ray of Nope

The Tampa Bay Rays are a full on disgrace.

Chances are, you already knew this.

I’ve been a Rays fan for a LONG time. Since the very beginning. I have seen almost everything. I watched the “hit show”. I watched Albie Lopez and Tanyon Sturtze start opening day and pretend to be aces. I watched Josh Hamilton, Bobby Abreu, Trea Turner, Jose Bautista, and countless others be given away by the team, and become superstars and World Series Champions elsewhere. I watched Quinton McCracken, Danny Clyburn, Mike Kelly, Kevin Stocker and Paul Sorrento masquerade as a real major league lineup. I’ve been to Tropicana Field for a noon game on a Monday against the Kansas City Royals, where the announced attendance was 9,687, and I can tell you that there was 200 people in the stands. I have seen absolutely everything that the glory days of the Devil Rays has had to offer.

I can tell you with 100% certainty that this is the worst team in franchise history, and I’m absolutely disgusted with them. They have three starting pitchers, the bullpen is awful, and the lineup can’t hit a lick. Did I leave anything out?

I mean just look at the lineup for gods sake. CJ Cron is hitting 3rd for this team. CJ Freaking Cron. Let’s just go ahead and take a look at the #3 hitters around the AL East.

Giancarlo Stanton

Andrew Benintendi

Adam Jones

Josh Donaldson

CJ Cron

See what I mean?

What exactly are people expecting? Everyday I look at the Rays social media websites, and people are outraged. They’re surprised, they’re upset. It’s astonishing to me that the reactions have come off this way, like they expected this team to make a run at a Wild Card spot. Although judging by the attendance at the Trop over the last 20 years, not a lot of them really care anyway.

The worst part about this team, the fact that separates them from the old Devil Rays teams, is those teams had a future. Those teams had stars. They would lose 100 games, but you could tune in and watch Carl Crawford. You could watch Rocco Baldelli, Scott Kazmir, James Shields, Delmon Young, and other exciting players that you felt really good about. You could watch them lose a game, but know that better days were ahead. The core was in place.

Is there anyone you want to watch on the 2018 Rays? Do you wanna buy anyone’s jersey? Is there ANY player on this roster, that you look at and say to yourself “this kid is gonna be a really good player someday”. I can’t think of a single player I care about on this team.

They don’t call me “The #1 Rays Fan” for no reason. I love this team and have spent countless childhood nights sitting in front of the TV, watching good baseball and bad baseball alike. The Rays are ALWAYS going to be a huge part of my life.

But I can’t honestly tell you the next time I’m going to tune in for a game. I just don’t wanna watch this team. My time is too valuable to spend it watching CJ Cron be the best hitter on the team.

I’ve completely given up on this team. I’ve lost all faith, and it makes me really sad. I still love them, but right now, I just don’t want any part of them.


Dan’s Fantasy Quick Hits

-My team has had 368 ABs this season, and my players have 66 hits. That’s a .218 batting average, for anyone keeping track at home.

-Mike Trout is hitting .212. Francisco Lindor is hitting .143.

-My team is 2-0.

-Mike is the fourth highest scoring team in the league.

-His team is 0-2.

-Dave talked about how much he loved Masahiro Tanaka in the preseason.

-Tanaka has started one game for team Yankeehaters.

-Corey Kluber has claimed the title of best pitcher in baseball. Try to find a reason I’m wrong.

-Did Ginger set a lineup this week?

-The state of starting pitching is BAD. If you’ve got good pitching, hang onto it!

-Allan has easily the best OF in the league.

-Yes, I know Willis has Stanton and JD Martinez. I stand by what I said. Hoskins and Ozuna are absolutely mashing, and there’s all kinds of good vibes around the Mets right now. You just get the feeling Cespedes is going to stay healthy.

-The full on fantasy review returns next week.

-Rays Those Cowbells is going to drop some spots in the power rankings with this awful performance.

-How long before Dave trades Manny Machado?


Good luck to everyone the rest of the week!




The Days Of Summer, Week One

I guess momentum is real after all.

2018 started the same way 2017 ended, with all four of the playoffs team playing well and racing off to 1-0 starts. The short week and cold weather really hurt starting pitching, as getting six innings from your starting pitcher this weekend was like pulling teeth. As with every week one, you can’t get too excited or too down on your team, because after four games of baseball, you know almost nothing about the season. I don’t think Jose Ramirez is going to go without a hit for much longer, do you?

I have a tee time scheduled for later today, so let’s get going on some power rankings and get this season’s fantasy reviews off with a bang shall we?


Week One Power Rankings

1) Believe The Hype– Like almost all of last season, Allan finds himself back on top of the power rankings after having the leading point total for week one. Superstars won the day for Believe The Hype, as Jose Altuve, Freddie Freeman and Carlos Correa all dominated and carried the offense, and young breakout candidate Jose Berrios pitched the gem of the weekend and threw a complete game shutout. Allan looks ready to roll again after finishing in 2nd place last year and looks primed to make another run.

2) WillisBeTheYear– The champ is here! Willis puts up 214 points and his offense rapped out 35 hits. David Price and Shohei Ohtani dominated, and Giancarlo Stanton didn’t wait long to make an impact in his Yankees debut, slamming two home runs. Take a look at this roster, it’s absolutely stacked. Willis wants to go back to back and has firmly established himself as one of the most dominate owners in our league.

3) Yankeehaters– A solid start for Dave, who mixed some duds offensively with some dominating starting pitching from Justin Verlander and Gerrit Cole. Bryce Harper hit two jacks on Sunday, and you know as long as he can stay healthy he’s going to be just fine. I didn’t notice until now, but has anyone else realized that Dave drafted the entire Houston Astros starting rotation?

4) RedRays– Hung tough and pulled out a nailbiter against the Love Boat Captains. Alex Wood and Stephen Strasburg (barf) were the standouts for this squad, and when I look up and down this roster I see a really solid mix of youth and veterans. The last few seasons team RedRays has kind of just hung around the middle pack, not being awful and not truly challenging for a playoff spot. This year could be much different. He had a really nice draft and this is a team I’ll be keeping my eye on.

5) Rays Those Cowbells– Eh. Not the greatest week one, but my team hung in there and found a way to win. My pitchers all pitched well but weren’t allowed to go very deep into games. I’m 79% sure that Gabe Kapler may become my new mortal enemy with the way he handles Aaron Nola. I accomplished my mission to improve my OF, picking up Jose Martinez off the waiver wire and bringing in Rays Those Cowbells fan favorite Michael Conforto in a deal with Mike. Things will improve from here.

6) Stogies– This sucked. Dave V put up one of the highest point totals of the week and still lost. This is a squad that doesn’t deserve to be 0-1 and a lot of good things are gonna happen for this squad going forward. I know I sure wish I’d drafted Noah Sydergaard. He looked absolutely electric in week one.

7) Love Boat Captains– Lost a heartbreaker to the RedRays that could’ve went either way. You know Ginger is gonna be fine, she always is.  Luis Castillo is much much better than he pitched this weekend is gonna help this team win games.

8) Beni and the Betts– Team leader Andrew Benintendi went 0-11 and didn’t record a hit in week one. Not the best omen to start the season for Dylan. There’s still a lot of players I like on this offense. Tommy Pham is going to be a star.

9) sportsmanMike– Paul Goldschmidt, Jose Ramirez and Corey Seager combined for five points. Five. Add in the fact that Mike swung a deal for a really good young pitcher over the weekend, and this team is going to be just fine. He won’t be down here very long.

10) The October Boys– With the exception of Max Scherzer, this teams pitching was absolutely awful in week one. Please please please stop drafting all Yankees players. It’s a strategy that just isn’t working for you.


Game of the Week

Yankeehaters vs Believe The Hype

A grudge match between two bitter rivals and 1-0 teams.


Good luck to everyone in week two!

Is It Over Yet?

Well, that was certainly an experience.

Draft day got started down in Port Charlotte, with the crew from St Petersburg heading down to meet up with Dave for a Rays/Yankees game and discuss LeBron James legacy and how he compares to Michael Jordan.

Well that’s not the reason we really went, but that did seem to be the main topic of conversation that prevailed throughout the day. Other topics brought up were draft picks, the Rays ineptitude, career choices, and whether or not the delicious cheesesteaks of Charlotte Sports Park can begin to compare to the out of body experience of the Dan Philly.  In the meantime, a hardly noticed baseball game was being played, with the Rays hitting 843 home runs against Yankees scrubs and slaughtering them 11-1. It was a fun time, and with the game flying by, before we knew it it was already time to leave.

What did not fly by was the draft itself. Dear god.

That was one of the biggest grinds I’ve ever been a part of and without question our longest draft. I was tired of drafting by round ten. I was on fumes by round fifteen. By round twenty I was nearly in tears.

I feel like it’s only fitting, for the longest draft in league history, we have the longest post in league history. Welcome to the draft recap of the 11th season of fantasy baseball league!

The Rise Of Altuve

Allan once again passes on the best player in the world with the #1 pick and takes AL MVP and stud Jose Altuve. It’s kind of amazing that a 5’6 grinder can be considered one of the best players in fantasy baseball. Sometimes I think we take Altuve for granted.

Mike Trout makes his triumphant return to Rays Those Cowbells! They’ve moved the fences in at Angels stadium, he’s struck out once in Spring Training and the Angels improved the lineup around him. Trout at #2 was the steal of the draft.

The pre draft rumors were heavily focused on the wild card of the first round being the RedRays. What was he going to do? Sale? Kershaw? Harper? He ends up boring everybody and taking the best player available, Nolan Arenado. Amazing pick.

Ginger believes Trea Turner will stay healthy and makes him the choice at #4. But if he doesn’t steal 70 bases, isn’t this a bad pick? There were a lot of good players available here who are much safer.

Speaking of safety, Mike chooses production over upside and makes Paul Goldschmidt the anchor of team sportsmanMike. The concerns about the humidor are overblown.

The first pitcher comes off the board as Max Scherzer makes his way onto Dennis’ team.

Fresh with a new team name, Benni and The Betts selects Chris Sale, and Mike silently weeps in the corner.

Team Stogies seems to be having computer issues, as I heard after the draft he wanted to take Harper with this selection. It’s unfortunate, but at least Corey Kluber is a great pick and can anchor your team.

First time champion Willis grabs Clayton Kershaw at #9, and just like that all four of the top aces are gone.

Dave jumps all over Bryce Harper at #10, and I have some fun numbers for him. 393, 1, 93, 50. Those are the places in fantasy points Harper has finished over the last four seasons. But sure, pass on elite stud Mookie Betts and keep chasing the 2015 Harper dream. By all means.

Round Two

Dave quickly recovers and redeems himself by taking Manny Machado at #11. The first half last year was a fluke, he’ll be a top five player this season.

Willis steals Giancarlo Stanton right out from under the Valentino brothers noses at #12.

Computer issues remain for Dave V, but again, Charlie Blackmon is not a bad consolation prize.

Dylan won’t repeat Dave’s mistake and jumps all over Mookie Betts at #14. He should’ve been taken eight picks ago.

I breathe a sigh of relief as Dennis reaches for Aaron Judge at pick #15. I can see the light to my player!

Mike grabs World Series Champion and mortal enemy of Rays Those Cowbells, George Springer.

Ginger stuns the draft room and takes Joey Votto 17th overall. Who in the world saw this pick coming??

I’m one pick away now, and I’m sweating, trying to keep my cool. My concerns are unfounded as the RedRays grab first base stud and lineup anchor, Anthony Rizzo.

I take nine seconds to select Luis Severino at 19th overall. Only Dave knew this pick was coming. I’ve researched all the advanced metrics on him, and not only is he going to win the AL CY Young this year, he’s going to challenge for the title of best pitcher in baseball.

Allan wraps up the second round by absolutely stealing Freddie Freeman.

Is it just me, or was this easily the best two rounds we’ve ever had, in terms of player talent? I feel like there was at least 25 slam dunk elite players this year.

Round Three

I know Allan really really well, and I knew that either Carlos Correa or Francisco Lindor were being selected here. Allan prefers Correa, and I’m not exactly sure he’s wrong. 2018 AL MVP?

I want Jacob DeGrom with this pick. I really really want Jacob DeGrom with this pick. I swerve and take Francisco Lindor with this pick. So much for the best laid plans?

The RedRays take Stephen Strasburg at 23rd overall. I wouldn’t have taken this bum at 123rd overall.

Kris Bryant at 24th overall? See what I was talking about, how stacked the early rounds are? Ginger gets a mega steal here.

Mikes takes mega star Jose Ramirez at 25th overall, and chatter throughout the St Pete war room is about what an amazing pick this is.

Dennis gets another Yankee as the pick is Gary Sanchez, and the first catcher is off the board.

Dylan jumps on Andrew Benintendi at #27, and I’m curious, is his team name Beni and The Betts because he was planning on drafting them? Or was he planning on drafting them because his team name is Beni and The Betts?

Dave V grabs one of my man crush’s and takes Noah Syndergaard. He could win the CY Young. Or he could only make eight starts. This is the ultimate boom or bust pick.

Willis takes new Red Sox JD Martinez, and his OF might combine for 100 home runs this season.

Dave finishes off round three by taking young Dodgers stud Cody Bellinger, and I was pleasantly surprised to see Dave stick him into his OF and take full advantage of his position flexibility.

Round Four

Dave roasted Mike to no end all of last year, and yesterday at the ballpark, for trading for Justin Verlander. Dave then takes Justin Verlander.

Somehow every year, one way or another, Willis ends up with Carlos Carrasco. This year is no different and “Cookie” is the pick at #32.

There’s probably a lot to like about Brian Dozier, I just can never seem to get behind him. Team Stogies doesn’t have that issue and chooses him as his second base anchor.

Dylan takes Josh Donaldson at #34 overall, and it’s a great pick. I gotta admit, I completely forgot about him.

Dennis takes the Cubs new shiny toy, Yu Darvish, and now has a Scherzer and Darvish combo to lead his rotation.

Mike doesn’t hesitate and takes Corey Seager to be his SS. Warm fuzzy feelings and thoughts of a dramatic grand slam start rushing back to my head.

It’s hard to doubt Ginger, but Christian Yelich at #37 overall was easily the worst pick of the first four rounds. In my opinion.

Kenley Jansen goes to the RedRays, and I may have to go into archives for this one, but I’m pretty sure he takes the first closer every single season.

I’m literally laughing out loud as Jacob DeGrom makes it all the way back to me. Having Severino and DeGrom, and Lindor as well, was a scenario I never imagined was even possible.

Allan loves his young players. This year is no different and Phillies young stud Rhys Hoskins joins team Believe The Hype.

This was the best first four rounds we’ve ever had. The players were elite, and the owners seemed locked in and there was very few silly choices made.

Round Five

Allan loves him some Marcell Ozuna. I knew one way or another he’d end up with him. It’s a good pick.

My Aaron Nola love might be the worst kept secret in the league, and it’s enough for me to take him more than 30 picks before his ADP.

The RedRays hop all over Alex Bregman in a mere seven seconds, and it’s a home run pick. I think everyone in the league wanted this guy.

The humidor at Chase Field can work the opposite effect as well, and Ginger think Robbie Ray will be even better than the year before.

Mike finally takes Dallas Keuchel and grabs his first pitcher. All five of Mike’s picks were from playoff teams the year before. Mike wants winners.

Dennis selects Jose Abreu, and has now gone two straight rounds without selecting a Yankee. Surprise!

One of these years Carlos Martinez is going to completely put it all together and win the NL CY Young. Dylan thinks it might be this year and grabs a second pitcher to team with Chris Sale.

Team Stogies chooses Buster Posey, and am I crazy for thinking that this is the 13th year in a row that Posey is selected in the first five rounds? He’s had an unbelievable career.

Willis grabs Edwin Encarnacion, and fun fact, he’s the only player in MLB to have 30 home runs for six consecutive seasons. Consistency matters.

Dave wants Anthony Rendon to be his third baseman, even though he already drafted one in the second round. Oops.

Rounds 6-10: Where Championships Are Won

Believe The Hype: Jake Lamb, Ronald Acuna, Lucas Giolito, Jose Berrios, Yoenis Cespedes

I’m glad Allan ended this run with Cespedes, because I was convinced that he was purely selecting players who aren’t old enough to drink. Was there any doubt at all who was going to be the one to select Acuna? I had him targeted, but knew there was no way I’d ever be able to steal him away from Allan. Obviously, whether or not Allan has a successful season, and whether or not these run of picks are good, all depends on how many of these young players pan out. Nobody has better stuff than Berrios and Giolito, but they’re young arms and young arms are always a big gamble. I’m not a big Jake Lamb fan, he doesn’t hit lefties well and could sit against some of them, but Allan seemed pretty confident with that pick and made it quickly. There’s a lot of potential here, and a lot of risk. This is a typical Allan run of picks.

Rays Those Cowbells: Willson Contreras, James Paxton, Miguel Cabrera, Justin Turner, Madison Bumgarner

Wow. Money, Money, Money, Money and more money. Five All Stars, all in the middle rounds. Contreras is going to breakout and become the best catcher in baseball, and hits cleanup for an elite team. James Paxton is a huge injury risk, but when he’s on the mound he’s elite and one of the six or seven best arms in baseball, and since he’s my fourth starter I don’t have to count on him to carry my staff. Miggy is hitting over .350 this spring and says he feels good. For some of the season, he’s going to give me elite production at first base. Justin Turner and Madison Bumgarner are both hurt and will need to be stashed for awhile, but fantasy baseball is a marathon, not a sprint. When they return, I have two of the top five players at their positions. This run of picks was like something out of a dream, and might’ve won me the championship.

RedRays: Alex Wood, Justin Upton, Starling Marte, Kyle Hendricks, Cole Hamels

Solid. This is a solid run of veteran players. Alex Wood is one of my favorite players in baseball and I tried to trade for him multiple times from Dave last year. Justin Upton now gets to hit behind Mike Trout, and in a full season Starling Marte should make a run at 40 stolen bases. Hendricks and Hamels are solid pitchers who gobble up quality innings and help carry a pitching staff. These are the type of runs that aren’t special or flashy, but put teams in the playoffs every year. The RedRays had a down season last year, and this is a good start to returning to form.

Love Boat Captains: Chris Archer, Zack Godley, Whit Merrfield, Andrew McCutchen, Johnny Cueto

If anyone in the league was going to take Whit Merrfield, I knew it was going to be Ginger. He’s a great player who is being overlooked, the perfect kind of player that the LBCs pounce all over. Zack Godley is going to ball out this year. He’s one of my favorite pitchers and was a heavy RTC target. I can’t say the same about Chris Archer, I think he absolutely sucks. But he will strike out 225 guys and that has value in H2H leagues. I’m not big fans of McCutchen and Cueto anymore, but both are good bounce back candidates and are good value in round nine and ten. Ginger knows what she’s doing.

sportsmanMike: Zack Greinke, Rick Porcello, AJ Pollock, Miguel Sano, Dylan Bundy

Nobody seemed to want Zack Greinke. I’m not a big fan, at all, but he fell a little too far this year and was good value in round six. But then unfortunately, it happened. Mike barfs all over his keyboard and takes Rick Porcello in round seven. This was easily the worst pick of the draft. He absolutely sucks, and Mike could’ve probably gotten him in round thirteen. I have absolutely no idea what he was thinking here. He recovers a bit and finishes this run of picks with AJ Pollock, Miguel Sano and Dylan Bundy, three solid players who can help this team win some games. In fact, I may try and trade for AJ Pollock before this post even goes up. Stand by.

The October Boys: Sonny Gray, Rafael Devers, Didi Gregorius, Dee Gordon, Eddie Rosario

More Yankees! Dennis takes Sonny Gray and Didi Gregorius in this run of picks, and took four Yankees in his first seven picks. His love of all things Yankees are becoming some of the most predictable stuff on draft day. In his non Yankee news, Rafael Devers can be one of the most fun picks of the draft. He’s got crazy potential and could emerge as a top five third baseman as soon as this year. Dee Gordon bores me to tears, but he’s got a new change of scenery and should still steal some bases at the minimum. Eddie Rosario was another big target of mine and is going to be a top 15 OF this year. He’s got a lot of potential. This is a good run of picks, and Dennis mixed youth and veterans well.

Beni and the Betts: Tommy Pham, Gio Gonzalez, Xander Bogaerts, Trevor Bauer, Khris Davis

I’m so upset with Dylan. Tommy Pham should’ve been on my team! He’s one of my absolute favorites this year, and I think he may even be a sleeper NL MVP candidate. The rest of this run of picks are a nice mix of production and upside. Gio Gonzalez and Khris Davis are solid veterans where you know what you’re going to get, and Trevor Bauer and Xander Bogaerts are good young players who could take that next step forward at any time and breakout into true superstars. This was a really great run of picks and Dylan has almost reached his goal of drafting every single relevant Red Sox player.

Stogies: Jean Segura, Craig Kimbrel, Travis Shaw, Aaron Sanchez, Ryan Braun

I know team Stogies had a good run here based on the reactions of my fellow war room drafters. When Craig Kimbrel was picked, Mike uttered a rather awful obscenity under his breath, and when Travis Shaw came off the board, Allan loudly exclaimed “he took Travis Shaw?!”. Even I myself would’ve been pretty upset with his Aaron Sanchez selection if I wasn’t so naturally calm and composed. Like Tommy Pham, Sanchez was a heavy RTC target and somebody I wanted for myself. Add in solid contributions from Braun and Segura, and clearly you have a run of picks that made the other league members bitter and upset. Great job.

WillisBeTheYear: Elvin Andrus, David Price, Daniel Murphy, Aroldis Chapman, Jon Lester

Whoa! Does the champion want to go back to back or what? This is a really great run of picks. I’m not huge fans of Andrus or Price, but that’s more a personal bias then any real baseball reason. If healthy, they’re two good players who will add a lot of this team. Daniel Murphy is money in the bank when he gets over his minor injury, and Aroldis Chapman is going to rack up a ton of saves playing for an elite team. Watching Jon Lester tumble down the boards was one of the most fascinating developments of the entire draft. He went about 30 picks too late. This was a really really good run of picks for Willis and probably puts him back into the playoffs, ready to defend his championship.

Yankeehaters: Jose Quintana, Jonathan Schoop, Masahiro Tanaka, Gerrit Cole, Lance McCullers

Dave is gonna be amused with this, but I’m not a fan of this run of picks. At all. I think Quintana is as solid as it gets and moves over to a good team, but he’s boring and what you see is what you get. There was a lot of players with a lot more upside available at that spot. All of the advanced metrics point to a regression from Schoop, and Tanaka and Cole are two of my least favorite pitchers in all of MLB and weren’t even on my board. I do like some Lance McCullers, but he’s injury prone like crazy and is going to be hard to count on when the other pitchers Dave drafted start to stink it up. Dave will make adjustments, and probably trade his way into the final four, but I really wasn’t too impressed with his draft. A real surprise.

Picks I Really Love, Rounds 11-21

Round 11: Matt Carpenter by RTC. Health permitting, he’s going to finish as a top 20 overall player. Book it. Jake Arrieta by Willis. Did everyone forget about him like the free agency market did? He’s still a good player.

Round 12: Luis Castillo by LBC. She does it once every year. Steals a player I was going to take with my very next pick. Chase Anderson by RedRays. He’s boarderline elite. Seriously, check the metrics. Michael Fulmer by BTH. Elite stuff. He’ll take a step forward.

Round 13: Luke Weaver by RTC. Elite young arm. He’s going to breakout this season. Rich Hill by Stogies. Yes, he’s gonna get hurt. But he’s gonna be a boarderline ace in the innings he actually pitches.

Round 14: Garrett Richards by YH. I was gonna take him this round. I absolutely love me some Garrett Richards, just stay healthy! Felipe Rivero by LBC. I feel shame. I completely forgot about him. He can be a top three closer.

Round 15: Ender Inciarte by Willis. Underrated player. Does nothing but hit, the perfect 3rd OF type.

Round 16: Steven Matz by Stogies. Just stay healthy….. Just stay healthy…. Just stay healthy…..

Round 17: This round kinda sucked. I don’t think anyone did well.

Round 18: Kyle Schwarber by BTH. Lost a bunch of weight and still has crazy talent. He can’t be as bad as last year.

Round 19: Michael Conforto by SM. One of my favorite players in MLB. I’ll probably try and trade for him when he gets healthy.

Round 20: Yoan Moncada by BTH. Why exactly was he still on the board?

Round 21: I think everybody was asleep at this point.

Picks I Really Hate, Rounds 11-21

Round 11: Yasiel Puig by TOB. At what point do we just give up on this guy?

Round 12: Luis Castillo by LBC. Again, love the player. I just hate the fact that she picked him! Shohei Ohtani by Willis. This guy absolutely sucks. At least for now.

Round 13: Everyone picked a good player here. Good job!

Round 14: Danny Salazar by SM. Give it up already Mike, Salazar isn’t gonna happen like we thought it would.

Round 15: Joc Pederson by TOB. Isn’t he a part time player?

Round 16: Felix Hernandez by SM. It’s not 2012 anymore. Felix in finished. I learned the hard way last year.

Round 17: Adam Jones by RTC. He bores me, but I didn’t have a whole lot of choices in my OF.

Round 18: Kevin Gausman by YH. This guy really sucks and for some reason people always think he doesn’t.

Round 19: A solid round. Everyone is hanging in there.

Round 20: Ozzie Albies by BATB. Only because Dylan as five reserve hitters on his bench and no pitchers.

Round 21: Adrian Beltre by YH. Apparently, Dave is going for a new strategy this year where he drafts six people to play third base.

If anyone is still reading at this point, I want to go on record, as I do every year, asking people to please not get too offended if I made some disparaging remarks on some of your draft picks. This entire recap is just one mans opinion, and I’m sure most of you think my draft went horribly and I’m destined for the basement. It’s just how these things go. But if you do still care, it’s time for my final four!

The Final Four

Rays Those Cowbells


Love Boat Captains

Believe The Hype


Thanks for reading and commenting everyone! I want to conclude by saying this is the best fantasy baseball league in the world, and I look forward to making a lot of new memories with everyone this year. Memories like these.